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Robot boyfriend maintenance

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

artofcereal:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

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op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

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twitch chat loves bastard idiots

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allelitewrestlings:

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#this was it  #wrestling 

divorce-enjoyer:

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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aflo:

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aquilacalvitium:

frankenfran:

frankenfran:

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it
imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

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For those without timestamps the original post was made in 2014

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evilwizard:

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

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electrificata:

electrificata:

i think i just had a regular human experience

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like it has to be the amulet

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jonmoxleys:

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jon moxley; that’s the way i like it

ipw uprising 2009 post match comments, jon moxley // dgusa united: finale 2011, hollow photography // sue zhao // bruise series, #174 (2020-2021), watercolor on linen by alina bliumis // cocainejuul (tumblr) // valtsv (tumblr) // my body is an american, p.e. garcia // dgusa united: finale 2011, hollow photography // stories from the streets: the jon moxley story (2011), jon moxley // hit me!, the sounds // the unabridged journals of sylvia plath, sylvia plath // bruise on skin, frenta // ipw insane intentions 2008 post match comments, jon moxley // fork (1989), acrylic on canvas by tony bevan // mascara, deftones // jeff peterson memorial cup 2010, night 2, mammoth photography // czw deja vu 5 post match promo 2010, jon moxley

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#wrestling  #yipeeeeeeee 

henches:

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bigbigbigtruck:

midsommarwoman:

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plumb tuckered

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chips1977:

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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chips1977:

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

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Slimeys mother, pregnant with Slimey.

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cool-person-yey:

big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything’s stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn’t become the truth per se, but it’s now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.

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