buddahlovaz:

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u will never serve as much cunt as him. btw.

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uceyhoochie:

jon moxley…hoe

evilwizard:

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet

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occidentalavian:

tammycat:

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tammycat:

tammycat:

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

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ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives

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oh yeah

we’re doing it

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awesome its fear!

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IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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3 hours ago [116296%] - via + src

pussyronin:

Just bred some ogres together and yep—somethings awesomes about to happen

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sacred-portal:

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annabelle–cane:

A series of messages between me and another person. The first message is from me and reads "parallel play," the second message is from the other person and reads "Once again, sounds like a sex term." The next two messages are from me, and the first reads "give me two minutes to do something" and the second is a Tweet about Boss Baby badly edited to read "girl who has only heard of sex, hearing her second concept: Getting a lot of 'sex' vibes from this..." The final message is from the other person and reads "Fuck you."ALT

torturing my girlfriend

9 hours ago [7184%] - via + src

amphibizzy:

tabboty:

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depression creature

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bagofbonesmp3:

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kings

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headspace-hotel:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

eclectic-sunflower:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

A fun meme for y'all

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i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called “flower of the five wounds” in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.

9 hours ago [44361%] - via + src

guysonroblox:

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this rules unbelievably hard

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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commonpigeon:

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70s tumblr would be like

guys if you pretend to be gay you can dodge the draft

whos pretending

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vintar:

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grlfriends:

catasters:

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